While you are waiting for certain death to arrive, feel free to visit one or more of the following websites:

You were warned!!!

Your location has been traced and an Empirial death squad will be dispatched shortly.

Orc Magazine (Online Magazines for Orcs)

Play Orc (Playboy Parody with Sexy Orc Women)

Human Dental Plans (Dental Plans for Humans)

RPG Games (Free Online RPG Games)

Stickman Murder Mystery Games (Free Interactive Cartoon Games) 

Poster Guessing Game (Fun Game to Play for Free)

Orc Dental Care (Dental Care Information for Orcs)

Afterlife Telegrams (Strange Website for Sending Telegrams to the Afterlife)

Funny Cartoon Gallery (Funny Cartoons Similar to Far Side Cartoons)

Funny Flash Cartoon (Twisted Adaptation of the Children's Song 'Wheels on the Bus')

Orc Posters (Art Poster Gallery of Orcs From 'Lord of the Rings')

Things Orks Never Say (Playboy Magazine Parody About Orks)

Orc Links (Directory of Orc Related Websites)