101 Things Orcs Never Say

Elbows off the table!
Where's my tooth brush?
Geewilickers!
When's quire practise?
Yucky!
Group hug!
Quiet! I'm reading.
Burberry is soooo last year!
I wuv you guys!
Seriously?
Use inside voices!
May I have this dance?
That tickles!
Time for din-din!
Tennis anyone?
Oopsy daisy!
Totally!
Live and let live.
For sure!
Like, Yaaaw!
Ewwy that's disgusting! 
I'm done ironing for now.
I'm a Pisces - you?
No, that color does not look good with your complexion.
Would you chaps fancy a game of rugby?
The sword is turning blue! Run for your lives!
I need some alone time.
Where is my fluffy pink cushion!? It's the one with hearts all over it!
The bronze helm looks better on you, brings out your eyes.
Put the toilet seat down after you use it!
How do you get your hair to be so shiny and manageable?
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye!
Don't worry, maybe he'll call tomorrow.
Time to wash-up for dinner.
You can take our lives - but you'll never take our freedom!... Unless you decide to take us prisoner instead!
Lets settle this rationally.
What good will killing them do in the long run?
I want to earn my degree in herb lore.
I want my dolly!
Anyone got an extra tampon?
Everyone stop pushing and shoving, somebody might get hurt!
He is just so cute *Sigh*
We need new outfits - I'm seeing bleached leather, silver studs... perhaps some yummy white boots to match!
I promised the wife I'd take her shopping for a new sofa.
The incy wincy spider climbed up the water spout...
Despite differences in phonology, grammar and vocabulary, the Goblin and Hobgoblin languages have a common origin.
Lets leave room for a breakfast nook.
Do you expect me to believe that Darwinist rubbish that we were descended from Elves?
Those bunnies are absolutely adorable!
Your breath is minty-fresh.
Sometimes I question why we're here. Is any of this real? Could we really just be floating specks of consciousness floating
     on the ethereal plane, creating our own experiences as a means of fending off submission to our natural state of
     nothingness? Is it just my own fear of inactivity that drives me to continue experiencing my own reality? Do I even
     exist? So many questions! It's enough to keep an orc awake for weeks on end!
Oooo! Waffles!
This year It's my turn to hide the eggs.
Who are you wearing?
Ever notice the intricate patterns of the common tree leaf? Quite remarkable, really!
Honestly, who wears a White hand after Labor Day?
Does this scabbard come in pink?
Boo!
I have a bad case of the "mondays".
I really like how that battle axe brings out da color of yer eyes, boss. very smart.
Does this restaurant serve Atkins-approved meals?
This catapult is too hard to aim - I think we should stick with something safer.
So, what's the battle plan?
But won't these back banners, horned helmets and shoulder spikes get caught on things?
I know you are, but what am I?!
Gee!
This humidity is just killing my hair.
How about we all sit down and try to resolve this like civilized beings?
It is the duty of the strong to protect the weak.
Dang!
Did you rinse out that sponge before you wiped it all over my dinner table?
What do the Gremlins think we should do?
I respected you as an opponent and, in defeat, I mourn you.
I think the Battlewagon has enough sharp spikes on it.
Lets try that non-alcoholic beer.
Yay!
Put that beer on a coaster or my roommate will have a fit!
May i help you with those bags, ma'am?
What impact do you suppose it will have on the environment? 
Try thinking of space-time as a 4-dimensional manifold which is curved by the presence of mass and energy.
Anything I can do to help?
Fudge!
Let's share some of our freshly-baked cookies with those Gremlins.
Hang on, let's hear THEIR side of things first.
I am the very model of a modern major general.
We can't ask our men to carry out this plan... it's just a pointless suicide attack!
Top o' the mornin' to ya!
You ever look up at the stars and wonder what's out there?
We should approach this problem in a logical and structured manner.
Oh, bother!
War of the what now?
Quiet or you'll ruin the souffle!
I love you, man!
You meanie!
I'd like to buy the world a home and furnish it with love.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!
Let me get that door for you!
Sauron's contact is falling out! Run for cover!
Can I have some of your dental floss?
You sure that's edible?
I shall now proceed to give you a sound thrashing!
Hiya fellas!
Who took my good apron?
A truce? Sure!
A nice warm fire, a cup of hot chocolate and a blanket...ahhh...now that's living.
Eeek! A mouse!
Care for a scone?
Look! I think its trying to communicate!
Does this weapon come with a safety latch?
Wheeeeeee!

Orks