1) Response from Mr. Gob'Wuxbux
You neglected to sign your name - so I'm going to call you "whiny selfish cunt".
Dear W.S.C. -
An ex is an ex. You no longer have a relationship with him, therefore you have no further "rights" to him. He's a free man and your friend is a free woman. They can flirt and hookup if they want. Getting in the way of that is selfish and spiteful. Stop whining. Get a life.
- Gob'Wuxbux
Mr. Gob'Wuxbux,
Goblin
,
Male,
Online Journalist for
New Orker Magazine
Prof. Pizpoploop
Ridgeling,
Male,
Alchemy professor at New Ork University
Sgt. Groptoph,
Ogre
,
Male,
Sergeant in the Orc Imperial Army
#16) Ask Da Orcs
Dear Ask The Orcs:
Friday night my friends and I went to a place that my ex-boyfriend works at. Well, he was there, sitting at the bar, off duty, with his back to us. We all sat at a table and started having a great time. My one friend, who tends to get frisky, got pretty schnockered. She proceeded to walk over to my "ex", put her arms on his shoulders and did a dirty dance for him. We left pretty much after that. After we had left I told her that I really didn't appreciate her doing that to him, knowing that I still have strong feelings for him. She's supposed to be a good friend of mine. I said what if I'd done that to her with her ex... her reply was, "You already did." I told her I NEVER did that & never would. She said, "You told me you thought he was hot." I said there was a BIIIIG difference there. Our other friend has told me she thinks my ex is adorable. I take that as a compliment, because I know she'd never dream of crossing that friendship line. I was soooo hurt! I could barely eat yesterday & started crying in the grocery store. I put my basket back & walked out. My friends said she was probably just doing it because she was drunk. I don't care. I would never have done that, drunk or sober.
I'm wondering what your opinion is on this. Should I forgive her? Will I ever be able to trust her again? She's been a very dear friend, and has done so much for me. She's just really put a dent in our friendship. I felt like I'd been punched in the gut.
2) Response from Sgt. Groptoph
Bash her heed wit da spiky clubb!!!
AAAARRRRrrrrrrggggGGHHHH!!!!!!
4) Response from Prof. Pizpoploop
Dear "Jerk Magnet":
Your "ex" is an "ex" for a reason. Why drive a wedge between yourself and a good friend over a man who doesn't want to be in a relationship with you? Or vice versa?
Sincerely,
Prof. Pizpoploop
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Gremlin,
Hermaphrodite,
Freelance Artist
3) Response from Gix:
Gix (the three word Gremlin) says...
Have... Three... Way...
Ms. Shaftfut
Hobgoblin
, Female,
Cartographer
Ms. Gunkatuk,
Half-Orc
(half-human),
Female,
R.N. at Goblinville Medical Center
5) Response from Gunkatuk
Dear "No Name" -
I think your friend crossed the line and the trust will never be the same. Shame on her.
- Gunkatuk
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6) Response from Ms. Shaftfut
Firstly... Your friend's behavior, drunk or not, was inappropriate. More bothersome is the insensitivity she showed to you when you confronted her about it. So I can understand why you might be a little annoyed with her.
Secondly... Stop being a selfish bitch. He is not your man anymore. So why not let your friend have him? Do you honestly believe there is a finite supply of sex and love in the world? Do you think your friend and ex will use it all and there won't be any left for you? Forgive your friend, let her date your ex and get yourself a new man. Perhaps you should let your friend date your ex on the condition that she set you up with one of HER ex-boyfriends. That way everyone wins!
- Shaftfut
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