1) Response from Mr. Gob'Wuxbux
Dear H.M.78 -
Use a gun that you bought wholesale, not retail. That should help to maximize the irony.
- Gob'Wuxbux
Mr. Gob'Wuxbux,
Goblin
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Online Journalist for
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Prof. Pizpoploop
Ridgeling,
Male,
Alchemy professor at New Ork University
Sgt. Groptoph,
Ogre
,
Male,
Sergeant in the Orc Imperial Army
#19) Ask Da Orcs
deer orcs,
What is the best gun to kill a Jew?
- HakkerMan78
5) Response from Sgt. Groptoph
Use one ov dem dwarf fire-stiks! Dey mak da BIG booooms!!!! Me lik da big booommms!!! AAAAAaaaaaaggggGGGGHHHHH!!!
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6) Response from Ms. Shaftfut
Dear HakkerMan78:
Firstly... Learn to fucking spell. Spell-checkers only catch 90% of errors. The rest is up to you. Also "orcs" should have been capitalized!
Secondly... Your name sucks. Why do schmucks like you always feel the need to add numbers to the end of your names? Were HakkerMan 1 through 77 already taken? Fucking noob!
- Shaftfut
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2) Response from Gix
Gix (the three word Gremlin) says...
Use... Kosher... Beretta...
3) Response from Gunkatuk
Dear "HakkerMan78" -
Learn to spell, you anti-semitic retard!
- Gunkatuk
4) Response from Prof. Pizpoploop
Dear "HakkerMan78":
The correct spelling is "dear".
A "deer" is what you call those animals that you hit, with your mother's pickup truck, while driving to your monthly circle-jerk.
Sincerely,
Prof. Pizpoploop