Dear "Ask Da Orcs":
     Last night I was unloading my groceries and I found a bag that wasn't mine. I checked my receipt to make sure I wasn't actually charged for the stuff, and I wasn't. Furthermore everything I did buy was there. I was tired and not in any mood to go back to the store. Now this bag of food is sitting on my kitchen counter. My questions are, do I return the bag? Throw it away? Donate the stuff to Goodwill? Post fliers around town? LOL. And also, have any of you ever found yourself in a situation like I am in now with a bag of groceries not your own?
Thank you for your thoughts,
- Bag Hag

2) Response from Sgt. Groptoph

Huh?
Eat da food...
Den go kill some tings!
AAARRRRrrrrrrggggggggGGHHHH!!!!

5) Response from Mr. Gob'Wuxbux

Dear B.H. -
     You are a horrible and dishonest person! Shame on you! People like you make me want to PUKE!
- Gob'Wuxbux

4) Response from Gunkatuk

Dear "Bag Hag" -
    I've never been in your situation before. I think I would call the store and ask if anyone had reported a missing bag. If you ask the store - they may just say to keep the bag. If you feel guilty about it, donate some canned goods on the next food drive. That's something everyone should do if they are able.
- Gunkatuk

3) Response from Ms. Shaftfut

Dear Bag Hag:
     Firstly.... Don't sweat the small shit.
     Secondly.... Accidental inequities like this will eventually even out in the end. At some point in the future or past you have lost a bag of groceries without knowing it, been over charged, etc... If you had a crystal ball and could use it to add-up every miscalculated transaction you have ever had, you would see that the positive and negative mistakes cancel out each other out in the end.
- Shaftfut

6) Response from Prof. Pizpoploop

This is a joke, right? Who picks these letters? I don't have time for this; I have papers to grade.

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