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Ms. Shaftfut
Hobgoblin , Female, Cartographer

#6) Ask Da Orcs

Dear Orcs,
     I'm a 32 years old and have been in a steady relationship with the same woman for the last 3 years. Recently she has asked me if I'd like to move into her place. I love her, but I'm not sure that I'm ready. I know that moving in with someone is not the same as marriage, but it's still kind of a big step. I do enjoy spending time with her - but I might enjoy spending time with someone else. Sex with her is good - but it might be good with someone else. How do I know if moving in with her is the right decision?
Sincerely,
- Mr. X

2) Response from Sgt. Groptoph
Hump her brainz owt lik a horny Gorken! Den go kill som Elfs! AAARRRRrrrrrrrrrgggggggGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

6) Response from Ms. Shaftfut
Dear Mr. X:
     Firstly... This is not about you being "ready". This is about you wondering weather or not she is the woman you want to be committed to for the foreseeable future.
     Secondly... From reading your email - it is obvious to me that you should already know the answer... You wrote: "I DO enjoy spending time with her - but I MIGHTenjoy spending time with someone else. Sex with her IS good - but it MIGHT be good with someone else." It would seem you already have what you want, you lucky bastard. Don't blow it.
- Shaftfut

1) Response from Gunkatuk
Dear "Mr. X" -
You don't seem ready. Perhaps you should wait another year.
- Gunkatuk

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3) Response from Prof. Pizpoploop

Dear "Mr.X":
     You are correct in calling "moving in together" a big step. It is very similar to marriage in that you are committing your self to a monogamous relationship. Some information that was missing from your email is weather or not you are already monogamous. Have you had sex with other women during the last 3 years? If so, then you should be aware that you will no longer be able to do so after moving in with her. On the other hand, if you have been monogamous for the last 3 years - then I don't see any reason why you should not movie in with a woman whom you love, whom you enjoy spending time with and with whom you are having good sex.
     Sincerely,
Prof. Pizpoploop

Gix,
Gremlin,
Hermaphrodite, 
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Prof. Pizpoploop
Ridgeling,
Male,  
Alchemy professor at New Ork University

Sgt. Groptoph,
Ogre ,
Male,
Sergeant in the Orc Imperial Army

You?

5) Response from Mr. Gob'Wuxbux
Dear Mr.X -
     Sounds to me like you want to move in with her, but you are too much of a pussy to do it. I'm willing to bet 2 gold coins that you are a mama's boy still living in your parents house. Pizpoploop is right; by moving in with this woman you will be essentially tieing your dick in a knot. So if you are OK with that, then you should move in before she changes her mind.
- Gob'Wuxbux

4) Response from Gix:

Gix (the three word Gremlin) says...

Wait... A... While...

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