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Orc Society Main Page - About Orcs - Play Orc - Press Release - Orc Posters - FAQ - Racial Profiling Orcs - Orc Links - Help Wanted Orcs are a race of warriors who are at their happiest when in battle. Orc philosophy about war is as follows: No Orc can really lose a battle. If he destroys his enemies - great! He can always find more. If he is forced to retreat - good! He will live to fight again. If he is killed - fine! He will become reincarnated and fight again in his next life. The word "Orc" is used to refer to all of the green skinned creatures that inhabit the Orc world. Orcs include: Ogres, Goblins, Gremlins, Hobgoblins, Ridgelings and Gorkens. All of whom, consider themselves, and each other to be "Orcs". Sometimes Orcs will use the term "Greenskins", "Orc-kind" or "Orcies" when referring to all green skinned members of their society. Diversity: Orcs are an incredibly diverse group, consisting of 6 distinct species: Goblins, Gremlins, Hobgoblins, Gorkens, Ridgelings and Ogres. The Ogres are diversified further, consisting of seven distinct sub-species. One would think that such diversity would breed intolerance. But Orcs are bond together by a deeply rooted social philosophy called "The Three Green Rules" (see below).
The Three Green Rules: The Three Green Rules were adopted long before Orcs had discovered Gorkens. So at one time Gorkens were not considered "Orcs" because they could not, and still can't, weald weapons. But most Orcs very much wanted Gorkens to be included. This sparked the "great Gorkens debate". The Ogres, Hobgoblins and Goblins have a soft spot for Gorkens. For them a Gorken is a domestic pet, tank, trusted friend, jeep, and war buddy all in one. Most Orcs found the classification of Gorken as "non-Orc" to be very disturbing. After all, "non-Orc" is just about the worst thing a life form can be. So great was the desire to make Gorkens official members of "Orc-kind", that the following rationalization was created: "When Gorkens allow armed Greenskins to ride them into battle - they are 'wielding the riders'. And since the riders weald weapons - the Gorkens also wield weapons. Therefore they are Orcs." This extremely contrived rational was gladly accepted, and is now considered an unquestionable fact, by Orc society. The Great Fungusloth debate:
Not long after Gorkens officially became members of Orc-kind, creatures called "Fungusloths" were discovered. Fungusloths are undeniably green and they frequently weald weapons. In fact Fungusloths are almost never seen without a crude weapon of some sort. But they are loathed by Orcs for the following reasons:
This created an obvious problem for Orcs. Clearly another rationalization was needed. It panned-out as follows: Rumbles:
Ogres prefer to fight non-Orcs, but will gladly fight with each other when there is no alternative. Such Ogre vs Ogre battles are called "rumbles". Taking place on mutually decided battle grounds, "rumbles" are precisely scheduled and well organized - not unlike human sporting events. (Trolls are the only race of non-Orc to take part in these "rumbles" on a regular basis. Goblins and Hobgoblins, only take part a few times a year. Ridgelings only participate once a year during the Orc's annual "Chariot Crash" festival in New Ork City - were the grand prize for winning is a chest of silver.) The first form of Orc currency was, of all things, salt. All living things, including Orcs, need salt to survive. At that time salt was rare and could only be obtained by mining. Even taxes were paid for in salt. For convenience the Orc parliament minted crude copper coins called "Forexs" that could be used to pay taxes instead of salt. The value of forex copper coins became tethered to the value of salt. Soon both forex coins AND salt became standard currencies in the Orc kingdom.
The Orc economy took a terrible hit, however, when a simple means for manufacturing salt, from sea water, was discovered. The value of salt plummeted taking the value of the forex copper coins down with it. This created runaway inflation and forced the Orc economy to revert to an inefficient barter system.
*(When a female Ogre gives birth, one of the byproducts that her body produces are "Afterbirth Pearls" or "Ogre Pearls". Typically there is one for each baby Ogre that is born. Ogre Pearls are small egg-shaped stones approximately 1/2 of an inch in length. They are very smooth, hard and unusually heavy for there size. They are yellow by firelight, but turn orange when exposed to the sun. There is no known way to artificially create Ogre Pearls.) Besides Forex Copper Coins and Ogre Pearls - there are several "unofficial" currencies that Orcs sometimes use. They include such things as silver, gold and Cruzella tickets. The latter being the first recorded instance of paper currency being used by Orcs. In Non-Orc societies, gold is worth ten times as much as silver. But in Orc society silver has almost the same value as gold. This is mostly due to the special dietary needs of Ridgelings. (See "Ridgelings")
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