Aluminum Battle-Axes 
Perform Poorly In Field Test

"Earlier this year there was much anticipation regarding the development of aluminum weapons for Orcs." Said Gob'luenko (a respected Goblin inventor) during a recent interview. "This was due to the great success that Gremlins, armed with aluminum pikes, had in the decisive victory at the battle of 'bloody bottle-neck' last year. Despite warnings from many in the Goblin community, including myself, hundreds of aluminum battle axes where forged to feed demand. As we anticipated - The A.B.A. was a huge disaster."

We asked Ogres, returning from battle, what they thought of the new weapons: "Aaaaagggghhhh!!! .... It suck sweetly pig balls!" Commented Onnatok and Ogre troupe leader when asked about the Axe's performance in battle. "...I swung and hit little human in de head. But da blade only went half way in! Then it break!!!"

Example of an A.B.A. (aluminum battle axe)

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