"Fried Elf Testicles"

Fried Testicle Recipe
 (Submitted by Tunka the Ogre)

1 pound ov testicles*
1 cup ov beer
1 egg, beaten good!
3/4 cup ov flour
1/8 cup ov yellow cornmeal
A little salt and ground black peppa
Vege oil**
1 tablespoon hot peppa sauce
Some ov dem papa towel dings.

* Ya can use Elf or Dwarf testicles. Dwarf testicles are da size of a walnut and are more tenda dan da slightly larga Elf testicles. Squeamish humans can use Calf or Bull testicles if dey want.

** Use 'nough oil ta cova da testicles, ba fill your frying containa only halfway ta da top ta keep dem from bubbling ova or splattering ya.

Wit a sharp knife, split da tough thin muscle dat surrounds each testicle.  Remove da skin (you can remove da skin easy if da testicles are frozen and den ya peel while thawing). Slice each testicle inta thick ovals. Toss da slices in a bucket ov beer and let'em sit far 2 hours.

In a shallow bowl, mix da eggs, flour, cornmeal, salt and peppa. Remove testicles from beer; drain and dredge thoroughly in da flour mix. Ina large, deep pot, heat da oil to 375°F. Deep fry 3 ta 4 minutes or until golden brown (will rise ta da surface when done). Drain on da papa towels.

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